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women's long, painted toenails --- do you realize that it is one thing to have painted toenails, and another to have LONG painted toenails? do these women actually choose to keep their toenails long on purpose? can't you clip them down to a standard length? why grow them out to some ungodly length and then paint them?
professional football cheerleaders --- what purpose do they serve? do the fans feel more "pumped up" after hearing from those famous cheering ladies? aren't they freezing on the field? could they be wearing any less clothing and could the television photographers pick more awkward angles to photograph them from?
foul rap music --- does anyone relate to what is said in the songs? can most of the population even understand what is being said? is it some sort of contest to see how many swear words can be included in just one song? does it actually sound "cooler" when it is played louder?
the bachelor --- since when it is okay for a single man to go on a date with 50 women at the same time? don't these women have better things to do? doesn't the bachelor have better things to do? is there a woman who is really hoping to marry a man who "chooses her" after spending time with 50 other women first? are these women's families humiliated?
men's running shorts --- is it really necessary to wear shorts that are that short? and if the answer is yes, than I wonder if it is really necessary to wear them in public? can't your short running shorts be worn in the privacy of your own home?! does your thigh really need to be exposed in such a way? do the shorts somehow make you run faster?
feel free to add to the list . . .
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INAPPROPRIATE:
The volume with which and the tone with which people in movies from the 1930's talk -- "WELL I SAY LEONARD... YOU EVER THOUGHT OF OPENIN' A NEWSPAPER SHOP? A NEWSPAPER SHOP! A NEWSPAPER SHOP ON EVERY CORNER! YOU AIN'T NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT LEONARD?"
(Reference: "Citizen Kane", which we watched tonight)
that's a great one! it's true ... why are they SO obnoxiously loud?! Did you like the movie?
one word:
ROSEBUD
Inappropriate/Unnecessary/Disgusting/:
Picking your nose while driving...pretty much self-explanatory.
I guess I should stop doing that one then...
-anon.
Jeeez. Lighten up you old witch
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