No More Math!

I have often discussed the possibility of creating some sort of petition that would ban mathematics in our public school systems forever. I am fully convinced that math class prohibition would substantially benefit the morale of our country.

While sitting through another Wednesday night algebra class, I began to write out the details of this petition. After several revisions, I decided it was time to propose my ideas to Nicole (my Flat mate). She too thought it was a brilliant plan, however, she came to one discouraging conclusion … how would one count the number of petition signatures if he or she did not take an elementary math class?

That's a good question ... but I'm not giving up! Who's with me?