heard this morning
ROBBIE: (from the kitchen) How come nothing in our house is real?
ME: (from my room) uhhh, what do you mean?
ROBBIE: The burgers are Garden Burgers, the bacon is soybean bacon, the juice is like water and our waffles are now 99% fat free.
ME: (... long pause ...)
ROBBIE: Yesterday I made a quesadilla on a whole wheat tortilla.
ME: (still no reply)